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Tuesday, 08/29/2006 10:42:00 AM

Tuesday, August 29, 2006 10:42:00 AM

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A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.

The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"

"No," he replied, "arthritis."

"When in doubt, empty the clip."

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