The Jailhouse

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Attention Wavoids and Sympathizers!

In conjunction with the flood of e-mail condemning Ellen Sheng for her odious and no doubt influenced-by-Communists reporting of the past two days, I call on all Wavoids to immediately drop their pennants and bugles and flood CNBC with demands for the firing of Leslie La Roche! Only a determined effort by the cult, er, group will effect a change in the way the media report WAVX releases. Everyone should realize that when WAVX says it has a partnership with IBM that it actually means that it sorta just has an agreement that enables IBM to stick some CDs in a carton if they, er, wanna. And that concludes my messages for the day, thanks very much to my lordship, the one and only Matt, to whom I am this very moment taking my hat off and, yes, gesticulating enthusiastically.