Ihubber's FUN House

[walknmannv]

Stock, my friend: you would be astonished at the TV and movies I have never seen, the rock 'n roll I never heard. I have never been inside a Starbucks. Or a Duncan Donuts. Born and raised in the lower class midwest so I have never tasted lobster. Never have. Never seen an MJ cigarette even though when I got out of the Army I went to college and graduated. Never seen a doob. Never smoked one. Quit cigs about 1988. Don't drink alky in any form. I don't even drink colas. None. I might well be from another planet. Mr Ed? Don't know him. Something to do with a horse I imagine. Never listened to The Beatles, could not name a single song of theirs. Live in Las Vegas but the ONLY time since I moved here that I was in a casino was when my next door neighbor phoned me drunk from a casino and asked me to come drive him home, he was too drunk. I jumped out of airplanes. How many people you know did that? I have a pilot's license but cannot pass the physical now. I . . . am . . . different. I don't try to be, I just am. Paul