OWC Pharmaceutical Research Corp (OWCP)

[ChuckBits]

I happen to be an excellent chartist and based on my proprietary indicators, I was afraid we would have a decline like we did today. Of course I am speaking about “spiritual charts”.

When the “irrational exuberance line” intersects with the “counting chickens before they hatch band”, it has an exponential effect on the karma-indicator. The karma-indicator (KI) needs to cool off.

The following 10 thoughts and comments have had a negative impact on these indices and should be AVOIDED at all costs for at least the next 10 days to reverse the trend:

* I am a millionaire!
* I can’t believe how much money my account shows.
* I’m buying a new car (truck, boat, motorcycle, etc)
* Now I can pay my mortgage off.
* I’m buying a new house.
* I’m building my dream house.
* I’m moving to an island.
* I’m retiring early.
* I’m telling my boss to shove it and quit.
* I knew I’d be rich

If we all stick together and use this simple, rational approach, everything will be just fine…