Thursday, August 24, 2006 1:35:57 PM
The Voice Of God...
>
>A blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has gone
>bust and she's in dire financial straits. She's so desperate that she
>decides to ask God for help.
>
>She begins to pray..."God, please help me. I've lost my business
>and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well.
>Please let me win the Lotto."
>Lotto night comes, and somebody else wins it.
>She again prays..."God, please let me win the Lotto! I've lost my
>business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well."
>Lotto night comes and she still has no luck.
>
>Once again, she prays. "My God, why have You forsaken me? I've
>lost my business, my house, and my car, children are starving. I don't
>often ask You for help, and I have always been a good servant to You.
>PLEASE let me win the Lotto just this one time so I can get my life back
>in order."
>Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open.
>The blonde is overwhelmed by the Voice of God Himself...
>GOD says to her, "Sweetheart, work with ME on this one . Buy a ticket."
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