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Tuesday, August 05, 2003 1:48:09 PM
JOKE here... A man walks into a bar...
I man walks into a bar and the place is going nuts. Dancing, drinking, and people in amusement with their jaws on the floor. He turns to look where the wonderful music is coming from and there he sees it: a wonderful, masterful pianist. What people are so amazed about though is his diminutive size, he is only 9" tall.
The man later strikes up a conversation with the man that claims to be the pianists manager. When he inquired on where he found this wonderful pianist, the man told him that actually he came across a Genie in town that would grant one wish. He then told the man where he could find this genie. Quickly the man left the bar in search of the genie.
A short time later the man returns to the bar with a 100 baby female chicks following him. He found the pianist manager and told him that he thought the genie was either hard of hearing or just plain stupid because he had clearly asked for 100 blond chicks, the female type, not the bird type. The other man then turned to him and said "Well, you dont think I asked for a 9" pianist</B> do you"?
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