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Monday, 02/20/2017 10:23:38 PM

Monday, February 20, 2017 10:23:38 PM

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I went to the doctor yesterday because of an unrelenting boner...

Doctor asked "Are you on any medication?"

I said "No"

Doctor asked "What's causing all the excitement"

I replied "Perhaps because I own MJTK shares?"

Doctor said "Very understandable. I've had a couple other patients with your symptom express the same answer"

I asked "Is there a cure?

Doctor said "Not at this time. It's a new phenomenon not known to medicine. Early studies indicate there will likely be no cure."
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