Friday, February 17, 2017 12:04:31 PM
Brian:Hey Ken, I have come up with a great way to scam the government .
Ken: do tell Brian,you did such a good job scam investors,how can we scan the government?
Brian: gambling machines my old buddy old pal!
Ken: gambling machines isn't that illegal ?
Brian: oh Ken , you have so much to learn. I found a loophole !!
Ken: A loophole ?
Brian: yes it turns out if you simply make the winner Press a button before receiving his cash payout that voids the law and makes it illegal gambling machine ! Because there is some skill when pushing a button
Ken: wow ! Now I only have a third-grade education but that does sound kind of risky,don't you think the government will catch on ? What skill is involved in pushing a button ?
Brian: of coarse not ken, the government never caught on to my penny stocks scam what makes you think they will catch on to this?? The law never specified how much skill ha ha Ha
Ken: good point Brian you're so smart I'm so glad I have a scamming criminal friend like yourself. Without you I'd be working at the carwash thank you !OK let's get started
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