One day as the Big Red Rooster was scratching in a field, he found a grain of wheat.
"This wheat should be planted," he said. "Dog you will supervise the planting, Duck you will do the planting and sorry Cat there is no work for you."
Soon the wheat grew to be tall and yellow.
"The wheat is ripe," said the Big Rooster. "Dog, tell Duck to cut the wheat!"
"Ok" said the Dog.
"Duck, cut the wheat!," said the Dog. And the Duck did it.
When the wheat was cut, the Big Red Rooster said, "Dog thresh the wheat!"
"Duck, thresh the wheat!," said the Dog.
"I'm working 12 hours a day, seven days a week and am exhuasted. I need help." said the Duck.
"If you can't do it Duck, Cat over there will gladly take your job," said the Dog.
"Then I will do it," said Duck and she did.
... blah blah blah..
At last the Duck made and baked the bread. Then the Big Rooster said, "Give that all to me!"
Then the Rooster took all the bread. He then gave 20% of that bread to the Dog for his managing the Duck. The Dog in turned gave 2 percent to the Duck for all his hard work... just barely enough to live on. And the Cat said "Please can I have some bread? My kittens are hungry!" And the Dog said, while the Rooster nodded, "You lazy bum! You don't deserve any bread!"
Sara 
"I never give them hell. I just tell the truth and they think it's hell." - Harry Truman
