Zeev's Turnips Talk Politics (ZTTP)

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mind if I call you Steph?

hold me up, screamed the pants
relax, I'm relaxing said
the belt as it slid gently
towards the floor
don't let me down!
relax, sid the belt,
settling softly on the hips
now .I'm on the floor, said the cuff
that's a bit rough!
well said the belt
it's for all to see
it's more comfortable for the mind
oh, said the cuff
oh, said the pants
we'll stay for awhile
for if the mind is at peace
then our face, will smile (1at unabridged)