Hop-On Inc (HPNN)

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FROM THE VIRTUAL DESK OF TWEETER MICHAELS......

~Hop-on, Inc. ?@HPNN 19 Dec 2016
Hop-on is getting ready for the CES Show. We have been working on a deal for over 18 months. Looks like possible to close at the Show.
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For those unfamiliar here is a translation from Hoponese to English:

Hop-on is getting ready the CES Show....

I am gathering McDs coupons and packing a duffel bag with junk to bring to Vegas. I paid my $100 non exhibitor entry fee by selling 10,000,000 shares. It took nearly 18 months to dump them.

We have been working on a deal for 18 months....

Like I said, the share sale took nearly 18 months....what deal did you think I meant?

Looks like possible to close at show....

There may be some suckers milling about that will fall for my line of BS when I wave my "20+ years" paper badge in their face....
Also I might be able to talk to some OEMs in person as I can no longer travel outside the US and they won't take my calls. Wish me luck!

Or not........LMAO