No worries. ELF can fly! Wade proved that at the Capitol Lawn smokeshow. Oh wait, no he didn't - he faked that smokeshow with David Audsley. Never found a single landmine that wasn't already marked. Did find some holes in the sand though, in Taiwan on the beach. It found marked holes and confirmed that the holes were holes. Bombed out at Yuma Proving Grounds. Bombed out at Dahlgren. Bombed out at Aberdeen Proving Grounds. Bombed out with the Missouri State Patrol who graciously never published the report of that fiasco. Bombed out in Puget Sound, which did publish that fiasco. The only thing Wade's all-failing gizmos ever sold ... was stock. As they were intended to do. So Wade could have the investors' money.