When your prostrate "craps" out, call your carpenter, I'm sure he'd be happy to remove it for you (he can figure out the procedure). Of course there's no correlation between level of education attained and native intellect, that's why we spend so little time and money educating the citizenry, they're all geniuses. When you apply for a job they could care less whether you finished 8th grade, or 12th grade.
Yup those illegal immigrants all possess superior intellectual abilities. They just like plucking chickens, raking lawns, working as day laborers.