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[incubus-now]

A Texas Cattleman went into a restaurant in Mexico.

While sipping his wine, he saw a sizzling, scrumptious-looking dish being served at the next table. It looked good, and the smell was wonderful.

He asked the waiter, 'What did you just serve?'

The waiter replied, “Si Señor, you have excellent taste! Those are Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!"

The Texan said, "What the heck, bring me an order."

The waiter replied, "I am so sorry Señor. There is only one serving each day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early tonight and place your order, we will be sure to save this delicacy for you."

Early the next evening the Texan returned, placed his order, and was served his special delicacy. After a few bites and inspecting his platter, he called the waiter over and said, "These are delicious, but they are much smaller than the ones I saw yesterday."

The waiter shrugged and replied, "Si, Señor, sometimes the bull wins."