There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived
next door to each other. The Scotsman owned a hen and
each morning would look in his garden and pick up one
of his hen's eggs for breakfast.
One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen
had laid an egg in the Englishman's garden. He was about
to go next door when he saw the Englishman pick up the
egg. The Scotsman ran up to the Englishman and told him
that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen.
The Englishman disagreed because the egg was laid on his
property.
They argued for a while until finally the Scotsman said,
"In my family we normally solve disputes by the following
actions: I kick you in the groin and time how long it
takes you to get back up, then you kick me in the groin
and time how long it takes for me to get up, whomever
gets up quicker wins the egg."
The Englishman agreed to this and so the Scotsman found
his heaviest pair of boots and put them on, he took a
few steps back, then ran toward the Englishman and kicked
as hard as he could in the groin. The Englishman fell to
the floor clutching his groin, howling in agony for 30
minutes.
Eventually the Englishman stood up and said, "Now it's
my turn to kick you."
The Scotsman said, "Never mind......Keep the damn egg."
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