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DUH CLIFF II:

"While finding a place to relieve himself" late at night,
camper Jerry Mersereau, 23, "walked off the unguarded and unprotected
cliff falling approximately 20 to 30 feet to the creek bed below" in
the Mt. Hood National Forest in Oregon. No, that's not a quote from a
death report; it's from Mersereau's lawsuit against the U.S.
Government. Mersereau claims the government "should have known the
cliff posed a danger to campers" and posted a warning sign. By not
doing so, it's the government's fault he suffered "mental anguish"
from his ordeal. It was not reported how much he's seeking in the suit.
(Portland Oregonian) ...How about 10 bucks so the moron can buy a flashlight?