My life has been getting more complicated, and I want to thank those of you who are brave enough to still associate with me regardless of what I have become.
{I got this emailed from a friend, no source)
The following is a recap of my current identity. Please help me come to terms with this, because I‘m not sure who I am anymore!
I was born white, which makes me a racist.
I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which makes me a fascist.
I am heterosexual, which makes me a homophobe.
I am non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business.
I am a Christian, which makes me an infidel.
I'm an American Patriot that believes in the Constitution, owning a gun makes me a radical right wing nut job
I am older than 63 and retired, which makes me a useless old person.
I think and I reason; therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me, which makes me a reactionary.
I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive American culture, which makes me a xenophobe.
I value my safety and that of my family; therefore I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.
I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which makes me anti-social.
I, and my friends, acquired a good education without student loans and no debt at graduation, which makes me some kind of odd underachiever.
I believe in the defense and protection of the homeland by all citizens, which makes me a militarist.
And now my newest problem – I'm not sure which bathroom I should use.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away--Wows happen!!!
