You use a glass? I just beer-bong it, goes down faster.
For the un-enlightened, a beer-bong is a funnel with a hose attached that you pour your beer into (with the hose pinched shut) and then open the hose with it in your mouth...it all goes down oh-so-smooth!
And I always though poker and beer were married, not separated...but I agree with your rule of not drinking once you pass out - that's a good one. Wasting beer...
Neednbucks, you'll have to make a trip to Hawaii once this flies next week, we got some good poker games out here...not quite as exciting as the Big Gamble of the markets, but just good ol times with a beer in hand.
PS- I brew my own, and it's stronger than me!