called the number listed, it was a private person's cell number, had nothing to do with Ken Johnson, Kicks Coffee, or CVSU whatsoever... nice try
Odysseus crossed the river of Styx. He asked Achilles if it was worth trading his life to have his 'name' live forever. Achilles replies: "I would rather be the slave of a slave on earth, then to live here in Hades..." --Homer's The Illiad