Purina Diet
I used to have a labrador retriever and was buying a large bag of Purina dog food at Wal-Mart, waiting in the check out lane. The woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse I told here no, I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't since last time I ended up in the hospital. But I had lost 50 pounds before I ended up there with tubes sticking out of most of my orifices and IV's out of my arms.
I told her it was essentially the perfect diet and the way it works is to load up your pants pockets with Purina and everytime you feel hungry eat a nugget or two. The food is nutritionally complete, so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that by this time I had everyone in line enthralled with my story, especially a tall heavy set man behing the woman. Horrified the woman asked if I had been poisoned. I told her no; I had been sitting in the street licking my balls when a car hit me.
The tall guy nearly had to stagger out of the store, oxygen depleted from laughter. I paid for my Purina and left a lot of smiles behind.
Lets have a good trading day! Go ADNL!
