NewAge Inc (fka NBEVQ) (NBEVQ)

[growacet]

Reminds me of an old blonde joke...

An attractive blonde woman walks into a bank in NYC and says she wants to borrow $10,000 saying that's she's in a hurry. The loan officer, not knowing the woman at all and having no business relationship with her, he is reluctant.

"What if I put up my Rolls Royce as collateral".

The loan officer figures that would work....$10,000 loaned against a vehicle costing $100s of thousands. He verifies her ownership and that there are no other loans against the vehicle, but he's still leery.

"You can park it here in your garage" the blonde says.

The loan officer is satisfied and the agreement is drawn up and the blonde takes the $10,000 and leaves.

A week later she comes back, settles the loan and takes back possession of her Rolls. The loan officer is more than a little confused, wondering why this woman needed to borrow $10,000 in the first place....but seeing that she's blonde he thinks she must not be very bright. When asking why she went to all this trouble the woman answers..

"You probably think I'm stupid because I'm blonde. Well I just paid less than $100 in interest charges to have my $300,000 Rolls Royce securely parked in NYC while I flew off to Europe. Everyone else I asked wanted $1,000 or more".