Chesapeake Energy Corp (CHK)

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FRAUD IN THE EIA!

The EIA provides tons of information on oil and gas issues! This information supposedly "also helps us better understand possible sources of errors they may make." In the area of statistical information, the EIA acknowledges that "errors in statistical estimates are unavoidable." In other words, they can't prevent mistakes!

These errors generally fall under the categories of sampling and nonsampling errors. Sampling errors result when estimates are based on a sample and not all the data. They say that "quantifying non-sampling errors is more difficult, but the EIA does provide information to assist stock traders in understanding those possible error sources."

In other words, they make errors all the time but they will tell you how to sort them out but it will only take you a week and require a staff of 50 online detectives!

And they promise to correct these errors and issue revisions if they get caught lying. They say, "If a substantive error is detected after a product is disseminated, EIA will make correction and issue an errata notice or other notification as appropriate." If they don't get caught, they will keep their mouths shut and let the error stand.

They also say that, "EIA information products may include information that is expected to be revised!" In other words, they may report lies and say that they were white lies that they expected to revise if they got caught!

The "EIA utilizes procedures to protect survey information collected under pledges of confidentiality." In other words, the can collect bullshit from anyone and offer them confidentiality. This is like taking the 5th Amendment during your fraud and bribery trial!

In other words, the EIA offers no reason to believe them other than the longest list of razzle dazzle bullshit you have ever read in you life! Why would they be so worried about being honest if they were honest in the first place? The only reason to bullshit people by telling how honest you are is because you are liar!

This is so typical of government agencies trying to protect themselves from fraud and bribery charges!

Read the lost list of denials and excuses they declare! Link

You are free to post this message all over the world or copy it, rewrite in your hand and take credit for it and spread it anyway possible. The EIA is pure fraud and stock manipulation!

NEVER BELIEVE THE EIA!