Chesapeake Energy Corp (CHK)

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Hell will arrive soon. Get your air conditioning unit serviced before the mad rush. Don't let your pets play outside--they might have a heat stroke.

Call 911 if you have the following symptoms:

Body temperature above 103° F
Rapid pulse
Reduced sweating
Disorientation
Unconsciousness
Seizures
Warm, red, dry skin

Kept your air condition running day and night.

Make sure your electric provider has plenty of NatGas on hand to meet electric demand.

Sell all your Chesapeake stock and buy a giant ice maker. You should also have a walk-in freezer installed just for safety. But don't sleep in the freezer unless you have a warm sleeping bag.

Worry about your life.... forget CHK stocks. CHK is going bankrupt right in the middle of the heat wave because all their gas wells will run out of NatGas.

I see the stock dropping to $0.50 by the end of next week. Crude is going back to $26 barrel because the Saudis will raise production to 25 million barrels day.

And keep a loaded gun just in case your friends want to break into your freezer and steal your cold air.

Another stock tip from the Swami, a con man working for an unnamed market maker.

And don't forget, Barclay's Bank called this stock for $1 by the end of next week.

SELL SELL SELL.