Republicans want small government because they want less taxes. That's why they support a bloated defense that spends more money than any other 20 countries combined.
Republicans hate handouts. That's why they insist that corporations get $95B in welfare directly from the pockets of the tax payer.
Republicans are the party of personal responsibility. That's why they hate Obamacare because it forces people to buy insurance instead of taking from the tax payer when uninsured.
Republicans want a government that's less intrusive. That's why they want the government to make women's choices for them, why they support prohibition, and why they spend billions on the war on drugs.
Republicans support religious freedom. That's why they want Islam out of this country and want to prohibit secularists from holding office.
Republicans support the troops. That's why they cut military benefits and refuse to expand services for returning veterans.
Republicans are patriotic. That's why they sabotage negotiations with Iran and support Putin more than me.
Republicans compromise. That's why they shut down the government.
Republicans are the party of fiscal conservation. That's why they put 2 wars and an expensive Medicaid Part D on credit with China for $2T, why almost all the states losing money are red states, and why every Republican in your lifetime ran a deep deficit.
Republicans care about the future. That's why they deny climate change.
Republicans care about the truth. That's why they deny evolution.
Republicans care about your health. That's why they want to dismantle the EPA.
Republicans care about making meaningful progress. That's why they grandstand with 50 votes against Obamacare, 65 Benghazi investigations, and constant gridlock.
-Widely circulated list that is common knowledge to all except the Ignoranti.
