You're not familiar with Pulvis Cuniculus Canis?
Understandable, not like he's AKC registered, roughly translated verrry roughly Dust Bunny Hound. Straightening up the basement I found an old stash of the great grand nieces and nephews that looked as they'd hunted down every dust particle down there. I don't have the heart to pitch them, the moms might take them, the kids are a soph, junior and 4 too kool for skrool college kids who would consider such a gesture from their uncle to fit in perfectly to their idea of what I know of this world. "sheesh, things are way different now Eubie (UB = Uncle Billy)".