Dad to kid:
Son, if I let you go to the game this weekend you need to clean your room.
Kid:
I promise I'll clean it by "early next week".
Dad:
It's Wednesday afternoon, why haven't you cleaned your room yet?
Kid:
Dad, I said early next week I, didn't say early during the business week. Mid week would be Thursday and early week would be Monday-Wednesday while late week would be Friday-Sunday
Dad:
Son, that is the lamest attempt of an excuse I've heard in a long time, you're GROUNDED.
Early next week they said, they didn't say early during the business week. Mid week would be Thursday and early week would be Monday-Wednesday while late week would be Friday-Sunday
