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EVERYONE SUSPECTS BOB GRAHAM IS AN IDIOT --- HE REALLY DOESN’T HAVE TO WORK THAT HARD TO PROVE IT.

Bob Graham, Florida’s demented Democratic Senator and presidential wannabe, is making noises about impeaching George Bush. He says that there are grounds to impeach Bush if we find that he led America to war under false pretences.

What false pretences? That Saddam Hussein was a monster? That Saddam Hussein had weapons of mass destruction? Every major industrialized nation in the world agrees with those assessments, so what in the hell is Graham talking about?

We’ll also talk today about Graham’s plan for a millionaire’s tax bracket to help, as he puts it, ease the nation’s deficit. He wants to expand government payments to people who don’t pay taxes under these phony child tax credits, earned income tax credits and other giveaway plans. He wants to raise taxes on dividends and capital gains.

Graham is really playing the Democrat class warfare game to the hilt here. He says that “millionaires are the only people who truly benefit from his policies.”

Florida … you should be embarrassed.


Somewhere in this great country an 86 year old man or woman is getting ready to climb behind the wheel of their Buick and head out for a little drive around town. May God protect us.

As I pointed out yesterday, we have Senator Carl Levin demanding an investigation of Bush’s claims that British intelligence had learned Hussein tried to buy uranium from Africa. An investigation? Levis said the exact same thing in 1998! Where is the investigation of his comments? Oh, I forgot. Alleged lies are only to be investigated when there’s a Republican in the White House. Silly me.

There is a great line in Thursday's "Best of the Web." (See link in the Reading Assignments): "The problem for the Democrats is that a significant number of their voters are far more passionate about their party's enemies than their country's." Boy, is that ever true.

Can we amend our Constitution somehow to make it possible for Tony Blair to run for President after Bush's second term?

There are now about 350 websites out there where you can find my Commencement Speech. Not bad for a speech that has never been delivered at a commencement. At least one of those sites is a porn site. Go figure. Maybe I'll write a state of the union speech and see where that gets me.

Don't get your boxers in a bunch over those dust mites in your bed. If it weren't for those dust mites you would be wallowing in a half-inch layer of you're your old dead skin cells.

A study conducted in Bangkok, Thailand, where apparently a lot of people are having quite a bit of sex, concludes that men with a lot of back hair make better sex partners. Unfortunately all of that hair that disappeared off the top of my head is now growing out of my nose and ears. No word on what that means.

OK .. just to stir the puddin' a bit. I don't personally support the idea of a state-sanctioned "gay marriage." But ... this question. Can you tell me just how your own marriage would be affected if a gay couple were allowed to marry? Come on! I'm waiting. Tell me just what this would do to harm your marriage?

Does anyone actually play board games anymore? Would Monopoly be considered politically incorrect? Maybe we need a new version of Monopoly where once your cash stash goes below a certain point you can force the other players to pay a portion of your rent for you. All Monopoly needs to do is add a “Section 8” card to the Community Chest. That’s the way it works in real life..

I just love this one. A woman tells her husband she doesn't love him any more. She leaves him to join up with her Internet lover. Imagine her surprise when her Internet lover turns out to be ... her now-estranged husband.

You know, it's been quite a while since I heard of a case of spontaneous human combustion. Have any of you seen anyone burst into flames recently? Do you have anyone you would like to see burst into flames?

Researchers in England have reported that if a man dreams of impotence it means that his sex life is about to get better. Trouble is, I just can't remember if that was a dream.

Yesterday’s Latin phrase was “Stick it where the sun doesn’t shine.”

Didn't you just love those Democrats --- Gephardt, Lieberman and Kucinich --- groveling to the NAACP in Miami? You think that's something, wait until they actually get into office. Queasy says jump, they all yell "how high?"

Grey Davis’ wife says that the recall effort against her husband amounts to a “hostile takeover.” Any attempt to remove a Democrat from office is, in a sense, a hostile takeover. It’s a takeover of an office occupied by someone who is hostile to the heritage and promise of America, hostile to the idea of defending our borders, hostile to capitalism, hostile to economic liberty, hostile to the concept of the individual. We need more hostile takeovers.

They’re making a big deal of Nelson Mandela’s 85th birthday. There is much to admire in Mandela’s past. Today, however, he is a bitter anti-American demagogue. He’s also a sacred cow .. so not many will utter the truth about this man.

George Bush pronounces “nuclear” as nu-cue-ler. The left is giving him a rough time over this, citing it as evidence of his lack of intelligence. Check back, Jimmy Carter pronounced it the exact same way, and he was a nuclear engineer!

Hey, I’m moving on up! My name was mentioned in a White House press briefing yesterday. That’s the good part. The bad part is that they spelled it wrong in the transcript. We’ll just call it a foot in the door.

That man who plowed through the crowd in Santa Monica … and killed nine people? This morning CNN had videotape of another incident, this one from ten years ago. This time the very same old man ran his car into a retaining wall. Evidently he’s been a menace for over 10 years. Those who knew, and protected him, share the blame for the deaths of those nine people on Wednesday.

SOURCE: http://www.boortz.com/nealznuz.htm