Edig buys Apple, Samsung, Google, IBM and 3059 other large tech companies.
Edig, a leading technology innovator and patent troll, announced today that it has bought 3063 of the world's largest tech companies.
"We are so tired of all these suckers infringing on our patents," said CEO Fred Falk while riding his mountain bike in the hills near San Diego. "The only way to prevent this theft is for us to acquire them. And this is just the start. If necessary we will buy every exchange traded company in the world."
Asked where the money would come from, Falk said "I have Handal working on that."
There were also numerous questions about what edig's new organizational chart would look like, specifically who would run each of the acquired entities.
To which Falk responded, "I'll run IBM. What is that they do again?"
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