Triumph the Insult Comic Dog Stalks Ted Cruz Published on Feb 12, 2016 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NDSIhQ4gC4 Triumph makes increasingly desperate attempts to speak with presidential candidate Ted Cruz, with decidedly mixed results. Pro Viewer Tip: Marco Rubio is not the only presidential candidate who likes to stick to his script, as you can see at 4:04