Healthier Choices Mgmt Corp (HCMC)

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How to Avoid Getting your Ass Kicked While Trading VPCO

1. Don’t even think about shorting this stock. You’re in a bull market, doing so will only confuse everyone around you and will cause you to get your ass kicked.
2. Don’t laugh at the way we talk. When we say “slap the ask” you are to slap the ask with no questions coming from your lips. Failure to do so will result in an ass kicking.
3. Don’t put in a buy order and then sell it two ticks later like an idiot because you got scared. You should be more afraid of us because we are the ones who will kick your ass when you do that.
4. We have plenty of business sense. We are invested in Apple, Microsoft, Fedex. We don’t care if you think we are dumb because we can kick your ass.
5. Don’t laugh at the ones who are holding long here, if you had done that your bank would be much bigger. We should just kick your ass.
6. We are fully aware of what the rsi is! So shut up, put in your buy order and get the hell out of here before we kick your ass.
7. Don’t put tiny 100 and 200 smacks on the bid! Everyone will instantly know you are an idiot and out of shares. Doing this will insure an ass kicking!
8. Don’t dump all your shares at once like only an idiot would. Everyone here would kick your ass for that!
9. Don’t try to fake your sell or buy orders. Doing this will incite a riot and cause you to get your ass kicked!
10. Don’t complain that the price isn’t moving up quick enough! We have made huge gains in the past few days! Doing this will cause us to kick your ass all the way back to the cannabis stock you came from!
11. Don’t ridicule us about the sell you just made and how much you are running away with. We hold our tongues because this is what is expected of civilized people. So behave yourself around us or we will kick some manners into your ass.
12. Do not dare come in here trying to tell us a different trading strategy other than buy and hold. This will get your ass shot right off. You are lucky we let you come in here at all! Question our strategy and you will go back to where you came from minus your ass.