Ain't it the truth....
Al Gore, Bill Clinton, and George W. Bush were in an airplane that crashed.
They're up in heaven, and God's sitting on the great throne.
God addresses Al first. "Al, what do you believe in?"
Al replies, "Well, I believe that the combustion engine is evil and that
we need to save the world from CFCs and that if any more Freon is used,
the whole earth will become a greenhouse and we'll all die."
God thinks for a second and says, "Okay, I can live with that. Come and sit
at my left."
God then addresses Bill Clinton. "Bill, what do you believe in?"
Bill Clinton replies, "Well, I believe in power to the people. I think people
should be able to make their own choices about things and that no one
should ever be able to tell someone else what to do. I also believe in
feeling peoples' pain."
God thinks for a second and says, "Okay, that sounds good. Come and sit
at my right."
God then addresses George W. Bush; "GW, what do you believe in?"
Bush replies, "I believe you're in my chair."
