%^) Jake,
Uh, that sounds exactly like my dad. He reminds me of things we did when I was 12 years old...while I am reminding him to zip his pants...lol
Btw, did you check your zipper...(now, be honest, did you just look down to check...haha).
(My dad's coming over my house in a little while. If he walks in with his zipper down, I'm going to fall on the floor laughing.)
~~~~~FZip~~~~~