I can not only understand that, but identify with it as well! LOL, IMVHO... if he were my best friend, I would offer him 500 bucks and tell him to forget about ever finding the love of his dreams. Don't marry it, just rent it for awhile with a renewable option!! "Oh Painful memories coming to visit, Remind me to run should I conger up Daphne. Where is my best friend, I need him to slap me!"