AmbiCom Holdings, Inc. (fka ABHI)

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I got an advanced look at the PR for early January. It reads as follows:

"In an effort to keep my company alive I am announcing the largest deal ever in the company's history. It involves a very large market with more than 2 Billion users. While I cannot say that a single one of them will use our technology, and while it is highly likely that actually not any will, I know if I write this correctly there are enough knuckleheads that will not read past the first sentence and I will thus be able to pump another 200-300 million shares into the market before I RS the stock at 1-500. I look forward to issuing more inane and untruthful PR's later in Q1 when my stock has once again slipped to triple 000's and I need more funds. While my business is fundamentally dead, there is no ceiling on how many shares I can issue before finally taking the company Chapter 11 so I can clean up my balance sheet and start the cycle all over again" says John Hwang CEO of Ambicom.

This used to be a good company.