ParaFin Corporation (PFNO)

[Grifter]

Been a helluva show, Double! Some day they will write a play about this.

It opens with the sound of phones ringing off the hook with robo calls. Then some e-cigarette fog rolls across the stage to reveal dark oil fields.

There will be choreographed dancing boxers that will take the stage. Hispanic dancers will moonwalk to Michael Jackson tunes. Voiceovers between scenes will be in German.

The dastardly ING will enter and there will be a showdown between him and The Sid.

The Sid wins, of course, and owls will swoop in and up across the audience to majestic music.

Glimmering diamonds will rain down as the curtains close.

Fin.