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[uwlungman]

OT. Here's a good one...
By: rett_i_dass
02 Jul 2006, 07:21 AM EDT
Everyone wonders why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.

Let's see now:

No beer, no bars, no radio, no television, no Playboy or Penthouse, no Teasers, no rugby, no football, no basketball, no baseball, no golf, no

dancing, no music. No bikinis on the beach, no nude beaches, no summer

mini skirts and braless beauties. No BBQ pork, no ham, no bacon, no

hot-dogs, no burgers, no lobster, no shellfish or even frozen seafood

sticks. No Christmas! Rags for clothes and dish towels for hats.

Constant wailing from the guy next door because he's sick and there are

no doctors. Constant wailing from the guy in the tower. You can't shave.

Your wife can't shave. You can't even shave your wife. Sand is

everywhere. Sand gets into everything. You wipe your backside with your

left hand without toilet paper and if they catch you stealing they chop

off your good hand and you must eat with your ###### hand. You can't

shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.

The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times. Your bride

is picked by someone else. She smells just like your camel, but your

camel has a better disposition.

Then your leaders tell you that when you die, you get 27 virgins and it

all gets better!

So... Nope... No mystery here!