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A farmer was sitting on his porch one day when a young Man drives in and comes to the door.

"Sir, I was driving by and noticed you had a lot of
Milkweed in your pasture. Would you mind if I went out
And got some milk?"

"You don't get milk from milkweed," the farmer replied.

"Oh yes you can, " said the young man, "I have a degree in
Agriculture from Texas A&M, I know all about it."

"Well, help yourself," said the farmer.

He soon saw the young man coming back to his car with
Two buckets full of milk.

The next day the farmer was again sitting on his porch
When the same young man drove up.

"Sir, yesterday when I was getting milk,

I noticed you had some honeysuckle in the fencerow. I
Wondered if you would mind if I got some honey?"

"You don't get honey from honeysuckle," said the farmer.

Again, the young man explained about his degree from
A&M, so the farmer agreed to let him collect some honey.

Soon the young man came back to his car with two
Buckets full of honey.

The next day the same young man drove up to the
Farmer's' house. "Sir, yesterday when I was getting the
Honey, I noticed you had some pussy willow down by the
Creek."

The farmer said,
"Let me get my shoes and I'll go with you....."