I shorted the market and then this... https://www.yahoo.com/music/young-miley-cyrus-an-apprentice-shockmeisters-030421919.html Miley Cyrus headlines, and they weren't even relevant. Throw back news. I new I was screwed. Funny how sometimes a joke comes to be reality. The Miley Cyrus oscillator. Miley Trending = go long. Taylor swift may take the reigns though.