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Monday, 06/26/2006 11:20:17 AM

Monday, June 26, 2006 11:20:17 AM

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A man stands before a judge in divorce court. The judge inquires why he is there, the man replies that he forgot his wifes birthday. At that the judge asked couldn't she accept the fact that everyone is forgetful at some point. The man said well that was not the whole story, so the judge told him to explain.

The man started by saying that it was 3 days after her birth day when she brought it to his attention, and added that if at the end of the day there was not something in the drive way for her, that could go from Zero to Two hundred in under 5 seconds that she would divorce him.

That evening she arrived home to find a new bathroom scale in the drive way. After all she was a woman. The divorce was granted.



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