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[StephanieVanbryce]

This Is How Breitbart Talks About Sex

Here's some stupid for lunch.



Some days, here at the Café, we just let some of the more eccentric regulars sit off in a booth by themselves and let them have long and earnest chats with the air across the table. [ http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/09/16/sexbots-why-women-should-panic/ ]

In the short term, sexbots will be good news for dudes. For one thing, with a robot, men know the orgasm will be fake, so it removes the performance anxiety of trying to make the grade. (Men know the robot orgasm doesn't exist—unlike the female orgasm, whose existence is still insisted upon by some conspiracy theorists and biological extremists.) And Heartiste says that real women are going to get "looser and more willing to please" as men become "choosier and less willing to please."

Dude has hairier palms than Bigfoot. Guaranteed.


http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/news/a38018/breitbart-talks-sex/