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Friday, September 11, 2015 8:39:32 AM
Honestly, I feel pretty terrible about it. Ever since I first published my plan for an Aerodynamic Separation Machine, this stock has been completely stuck in the mud. As we all know, ELTP 2 bead pharma-based ADF cannot be chewed, crushed, snorted, charred, smoked, or injected; and the 2 beads cannot be separated by color, size, weight, or density. However, the bead system can be defeated by a diabolical international conspiracy of highly-engineered, finely-tuned, industrial equipment designed to separate the beads based on slight differences in aerodynamic resistance.
I hereby pledge, as of today, that I will not engage in any such conspiracy to design and build my world network of Aerodynamic Separation Machines, for at least 10 years from now. Please mark this post. Any upward movement of this stock through the end of the year should certainly be attributed to this post.
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics."
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