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POLITICAL JOKES GET ELECTED

*We have met the enemy and he is us.*

*~Pogo~ **aka Walt Kelly*



*If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.*

~Jay Leno~



*The problem with political jokes is they get elected.*

~Henry Cate, VII~


*We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office*

~Aesop~


*If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these State of the Union speeches, there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven.*

~Will Rogers~


*Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even
where there is no river.*

~Nikita Khrushchev~


*When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm
beginning to believe it.*

~Clarence Darrow~

*Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you.*

~Author unknown~

*Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.*

~John Quinton~

*Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign
funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.*

~Oscar Ameringer~


*I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.*

~Adlai Stevenson, 1952~


*A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.*

~ Tex Guinan~



*I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.*


~Charles de Gaulle~


*Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.*

~Doug Larson~




*There ought to be one day -- just one -- when there is open season on

Congressmen.*

~Will Rogers~