Phoenix Associates Land Syndicate (fka PBLSQ)

[Cowboy]

Speaking of Popcorn...I just got back from the dentist.

I was in the chair when he says..hey you got a loose tooth in here.

I said yep I do.

Doc said hmmmmm...how many movies you been to lately.

I said 5 in one week.

Doc says...I know you love popcorn did you have some at each movie?

Yep..got the big bucket each time.

Doc says...did you bite down wrong on a kernal of corn.

Yep sure did first bucket first movie.

Doc...did it happen again?

Yep...each time I ate popcorn it did it...got something bad going on here...can you fix it?

Doc said yes....then proceed to do some things....then he said..ok its all fixed.

I said Doc yer da man...what did you do?

Doc said....I fused it to the teeth on boths sides of it...LOL

I said...I guess that will make my flossing go faster...

Doc said....YEP IT SURE WILL.

I said Thanks...but what about when it gets stronger.

Doc said we have you down to come back in a month...then we will cut them apart.

I said Thanks Doc...U DA MAN.

Doc said...GO FORTH AND ENJOY YER POPCORN...


True story..LOL