Weird, Funny News & Jokes

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A chicken farmer goes into a local bar, sits next to a woman and orders a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"



"What a coincidence," he says, "This is a special day for me. I'm celebrating."



"This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!" says the woman.



"What a coincidence," says the man. As they clink glasses he asks, "What are you celebrating?"



"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"



"What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs."



"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"



"I switched cocks," he replies.



She smiles and says, "What a coincidence!"

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