Re: 8th - Lindsey Brown, Heck What about a Pencil?
Well said. In fact, have you seen some of the fingernails the girls sport these days? If you ask me, them's some deadly weapons.
I say we mandate keeping short fingernails, as well!!!
Hell, though, for that matter isn't the fist a potentially deadly weapon?
I say we mandate the cutting off of hands, as well!!
Oh, but then again, kick boxing IS quite the fad, too.
Okay, then we shall also mandate the cutting off of legs, as well!!
There now, I think we've covered everything. If we simply do a few bodily alterations on our children, I think we'll be able to keep them safe at school. And just think, without hands or legs, we won't even have to worry about weapons at all. <VBG>
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