NanoTech Entertainment Inc (NTEK)

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Top 13 Film/TV Series of UltraFlix (aka Ultracade 2.0)

The Lucky Thirteen:

13. Runaway Downhill Train - A train full of trapped NTEK investors has lost its engine and brakes and is roaring out-of-control on a steepening downhill grade coming down the Tejon Pass. A convicted felon who is a fugitive from prison is in the locomotive, throwing increasing amounts of share certificates into the firebox trying to keep warm as the cold wind whistles into the engineer's cab. Soon, the prison warden swoops down from the sky on a helicopter ladder to retrieve the felon and take him to prison. But before he can, the train crashes, killing the retirements, life savings, second mortgages, and rent payments of all aboard. (621 days, 2015-2017)

12. Midnight Share Express - David Foley is caught by Turkish border and customs trying to sneak another huge bale of freshly printed NTEK shares into the market, using his accomplices VERT, CDEL, and VNDM, with a subterfuge of T-trades, manipulated fake bids, and block dumps. Foley is arrested and dragged off to a Turkish prison for securities felons. Foley tries to escape using a reverse split, but he only winds up sent to the hole for additional counts of securities fraud. (24 months, 2015 - repeats)

11. Krakow Moonshine Wedding Polka Starring Jerzy Maniecki and Stanislaw Zwijakska. Big comedy. Mixing Bollywood singing and dancing with ground meat stuffed cabbage rolls. Watch the kielbasas fly! (404 minutes, dubbed in Serbian and subtitled in Romanian with a slight Albanian accent.)

10. The Great Flood Unwitting novice investors are deluged by an epic flood of new, unrestricted shares as the Aged Debt dam breaks, flooding the market with a tsunami of toxic financier converted shares. Hundreds of lives are destroyed by the flood, while the dam builder rows away in a rubber dinghy headed for Inmate Island. (28 months, shot in 8mm and scanned in 640x320 then upscaled to 4K and overcompressed to slow-scan TV resolution in 16 color video)

9. Khaki is the New Khaki (miniseries - 20.4 months) Episode 1 - a new, porky inmate learns the hardway what a "shower shakedown" is after returning from 7 hours of sweeping dust off the sidewalks and parking lots in 107 degree heat. Sureños' shotcaller Javier "Grande Chorizo" Gomez-Lopez-Morales shows the meaning of brotherly love by showing the chubby inmate how the meat goes into the taco shell in the prison kitchen. (2015, 20.4 months - shot in SurveillanceCam™ 5 fps slow-scan B/W video and upscaled to 60 fps 4K color)

8. Moonshine Tuna & Noodle Umpires Two lost Kentucky toothless hillbillies think they are the rainbow moonshiners from Deliverance and learn to play the banjo from Sammy Davis Jr. while Altovise cooks macaroni and cheese for the gang. After the third AS raise, the umpire FINRA calls the hillbillies ~OUTT. (103 minutes, 2 with dialogue - Shot live on VHS video and upscaled to 2K using MS-Paint)

7. Welcome Home, Kotter ... errr... Foley A sociopath wanders through life until he finds his true calling as a felon and is welcomed back to his real home away from home.

(20.4 months plus 3 years, shot on sight using Leupold III Vari-X vision™)

6. Sammy's Home Cookin' 8mm Compilation Sammy fires up his poolside grill and smoker to make his famous 125th Street BBQ ribs while Frank is in the pool chasing one of the escorts and Dean is passed out on a chaise lounge risking serious sunburn. (1964-1971, shot on 8mm filmstock taken from Abraham Zapruder's confiscated camera bag on 22 Nov 1963 then scanned to VHS and upscaled to 4K in 12-bit color).

5. Slow Boat from China Syndrome A Chinese junk packed with 60,000 MadCatz MOJOs relabeled as NP-1 Nuvolas hits a typhoon and sinks just outside the South China Sea. A corked bottle is found floating and inside it is a badly faked Photoshopped pic of stacks of empty boxes - 9 faked boxes total - and a moldy Kit-Kat bar from the survival rations. (52-71 months, shot in native UF JudderCam™ with framerates varying from 0.3 to 15.7 fps)

4. "You've Got Jail!" A pennystock unravels and implodes in a supernova of Death Spiral floorless convertible shares. Forensic audits uncover years of blatant financial fraud by a psychopathic criminal who operates from his prison cell in cahoots with his ice sculptor-idiot brother. Cameos by Charles "Brides of Chucky" Manson and B.B. Rebozo. (25-to-life, VHS video upscaled to 4K in 8-bit color)

3.Subpenny Express David "13141-111" Foley, a notorious counterfeiter and fraudster and multiple felon is caught trying to smuggle trillions of freshly printed shares into the market and winds up in a Turkish prison. (2015) (480p 120 months)

2. Hittin' the Bids - with David Foley" (Series) Emcee DAVID RUSSELL FOLEY, inmate 13141-111, hosts a game show in which contestants, including the host himself, his family members, and some toxic financiers compete to dump their newly issued shares into the market as the bid declines and as the rate of share issuances to each contestant accelerates as the bid declines. It's a fire sale frenzied free-for-all of share dumping (each show 6.5 hours plus the bonus round T-trade; filmed in Scamovision directly to FINRA format 144K)

1. Subpenny The pennystock investors are innundated by a flood of Biblical proportions as a TSUNAMI of newly printed FoleyFelonFambly™ shares are flushed into the market, swamping the investors and putting the entire NTEK investor village deeply underwater. Many lives are destroyed by the endless flood, as the FoleyFambly™ buys a new lifeboat to sail away into a new ticker in a haze of smoke, mirrors, and fog. (120 months, 2015).

Screenshot from Midnight Share Express