Did you guys not see the pink flamingo on the line handling the product too?!?! Those didn't look like HJOE products either! Clearly they were bags of skittles and confederate flags! FDA will surely come after both HJOE AND United 1 Labs for animal abuse! I mean really, who puts animals to work on a manufacturing line like that?! Geesh!!
Oh, and by the way ladies and gents. I called Douglas Distribution in Conway Arkansas and talked to a sales rep. Her name was Amy. I asked, as I had caught word that the hangover shots were found in a small college town in North Louisiana where I live, if they sold the HJOE products and where I could find them. She gave me the number to a local distributor in south Arkansas who distributes with Douglas named Debbie Maxey. I called her, both her AND Amy confirmed they do sell the hangover shots. While a bit annoyed that I called Debbie as a customer looking for a product in one of their stores they distribute to rather than being a potential customer for them to do business with, she wasn't very helpful in pinpointing the particular store(s) they sell in. So I did it the old fashion way (and the Chetra744_Tiger way) and just searched every store in the area.
Village Market
2113 Farmerville Highway, Ruston LA 71270
I'd post the number but not sure if posting a phone number is aloud on this site or not. But you can google the store for their number and call them if you like to verify my FACTUAL CLAIM (I bought 2 cases for the weekend) that HJOE has made it to North Louisiana FINALLY!!!! I can buy them locally now. Win win for me and my party hard friends!!
None of that matters anymore though now that HJOE has flamingos and children running the production lines and the FDA, SEC, DEA, FBI, CIA, and NSA are all coming after them to shut them down!
OH...one more thing. Yesterday had 67% shorted volume, so anyone thinking that this stock isn't being taken advantage of at every corner and being shorted....shake my head at you silly gooses =)
Happy 4th everyone and be safe, be friendly, and be hangover free!
AI
