Medican Enterprises Inc (MDCN)

[M-Fondu]

I just tried calling Medican's main office for shits and giggles. I was going to straight up ask for Ken. You get this very vanilla automated voice message saying "thank you for calling Medican, blah blah blah. We are currently helping other customers right now but if you leave your name and number someone will get back to you."

When you call a place of business and other customers are being helped, you're put on hold until an operator can pick you up. So another words when you leave a message, it'll get forwarded to Ken or one of his lackeys who will either not return your call, or if your call does get returned, it won't be from Ken, but it will just be someone hired to do exactly that, call people back who leave messages, just to reassure them thing will be ok and blow smoke up their ass. Again, what a crock.