This post made me laugh(g)
How true ! How true !
Ha! Ha! Ha!
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Back to the Future: Wave, early days
by: bleufang 06/07/06 11:37 am
Msg: 108246 of 108248
How many PRs like this one have the Wavoids seen?
Wave "supports" so many products, the mgt should be required to wear Supp-Hose. Of course the companies supported by Wave, never return the favor for Wave with any revenue.
It's hard to imagine that even the much-duped Wavoid Nation is going to fall for this one--but I'm sure they will--they always do.
After months of waiting, swallowing the Kool-aid and the voluminous hype about SeaGate--this is the re-cycled pay-off? Hilarious.
Between Wave "Supports" and "Salutes," the mighty Lee PR machine has been kept busy. But the Wave bean counters are like the Maytag repairmen. Lonely, depressed, waiting for the phone to ring with a bean or two to count.
I can't wait to see how those heavy hitters of Wavoid Nation "support" this momentous PR.
Undoubtedly Loafernet will have a few meaningless links. Awk will reach into his bag of techno-babble and pull out some scientific phrases that will justify this howler.
Doma will use acronymns and profanity in equal measure to tell us how we are missing the boat and how he is laughing his ass off at us for not understanding how this PR is a critical cog.
Weby will spin a sweet but irrelevant analogy out of Kool-aid crystals and say this is one more step in the long march to the sea and its importance should not be overlooked.
NEWS FLASH--THIS JUST IN, EXCERPT FROM ACTUAL WEBY POST: "I'll just wait for the next little bump.... most likely from the east. It too will also not have any revenue attached and will be seen as meaningless and redundant." [I did not make that up.]
And Snackboots will give some veiled references for which he can not be held liable--this is only the first shoe to drop. [Unfortunately, Wave has had a remarkable succession of one-legged PR folks]
Snackie will also note this wonderful and magical SeaGate Support occurence came in June--and we all know who the sixth month belongs to. Wavoids look knowingly to one another and slyly smile, because the outside world doesn't get it. The stealth strategy is still fooling the best and brightest on Wall St.
Jake'd Dad will tell the world he bought 2K more shares at this bargain price. Dutchbj will let other Wavoids know, now that this SeaGate announcement is in, he is going to go with British Racing Green for the exterior of his new personal Learjet.
Helpful Bacteria has already posted this, so no reason to try to satirize it. Honestly, this is what he said this morning: "Those that do not see the depth of the Seagate/Wave relationship are, by definition, delusional. "
Wow! Now that is a stunner. We critics are delusional, because we are looking for revenue PRs and we don't understand the significance of Wave "supporting" SeaGate!
CPA will try to point out the folly of it all, but his posts will be sucked out of the ether as quick as they appear. Whoops, it already happened for real! Tell me Wave is not hard on a lampoonist.
And so, another day in the wacky, wonderful world of Wavoid Nation begins.
Bluefang, trusted supplier of Wave lampoon-tang
