News came early!!!!
Inergetics, a world class developer of broken dreams and sinking ships, is pleased to announce that that they have thus far managed to keep the NRTI pps above the triple zero mark. Despite self-lobotomies for every executive in the company and despite allowing their "good friend", Joshua Sason, to take over operations while executives are confined to a single playroom filled with toys, coloring books and finger paints, NRTI stock has indeed managed to stay out of the triple zero range.
"The nice lady said that today is cheeseburger day," said a visibly enthusiastic Jim Kras as he incessantly zipped and unzipped his Inergetics fanny-pack, "I like cheeseburgers. And juice," he added.
Michael James, CEO of Inergetics, reiterated Jimmy's pro-cheeseburger stance, adding "I want lots of ketchup on mine. Ketchup, ketchup, KETCHUP!!!"
When asked about the stock's recent plunge and evidence of death spiral financing, James replied, "on Star Wars, they blew up the death spiral. It went kaplow!!!" At this, Jimmy dropped his crayons and made explosion noises of his own. The two then danced and danced until "the nice lady" told them that there would be no cheeseburgers unless they calmed down.
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